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BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea

Exavier Saskagoochie March 31, 2020

Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious...

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Bernie doubles down: ‘And that Hitler fella had a really good jobs program’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 26, 2020

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders stood by his defense of Fidel Castro's communist regime, stating bluntly: "The truth is the truth." He took...

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CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all

Exavier Saskagoochie January 8, 2020

CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...

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Opinion: If I don’t like what you call me then it is obviously a racial slur

Earnest O'Connor August 17, 2019

Obviously this needs to be said. And then it needs to be said again, and then possibly said one more...

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