Cinco de Mayo

BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration

5 months ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with

New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’

18 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Earnest O'Connor

Environmentalists make statement by trashing hundreds of parks around the globe

2 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Millions of students walk out of science class to protest climate change

2 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

Climate Strike: Millions of people fight global apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch break

2 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

BREAKING: Several Democratic frontrunners being paid by GOP to look utterly insane

3 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie