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Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 27, 2019 0

Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...

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Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is

Exavier Saskagoochie January 31, 2019 0

The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...

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Congressional turd proposes 70% tax on rich for gold-plated sewers

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2019 0

The first-ever living turd to be elected to the US House of Representatives, Chet (@ChetTheTurd), is not wasting any time...

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Most diverse Congress ever sworn in includes living turd

Exavier Saskagoochie January 4, 2019 0

It was a historic swearing in ceremony Thursday as the most diverse United States House of Representatives was sworn in...

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