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Quadruple vaxxed hero shames triple vaxxed grandma-killer

Richie Richards September 6, 2021

SEATTLE, WA- Minutes after receiving her fourth wuflu vaccination shot, local woman Heather Jarrett stood outside the hospital entrance and...

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‘Why are you so selfish?’ asks woman demanding others inject themselves with experimental drug to make her feel safe

Richie Richards August 20, 2021

PITTSBURGH, PA—While on her way to a local school board meeting to force children to wear face masks, local woman...

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STUDY: 66% of rioters are zombies previously killed by COVID-19

Justin Case May 30, 2020

This coronavirus does things to people nobody could have possibly predicted. We already know it makes you smell funny and...

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CDC reclassifies COVID-19 as a mental illness because it’s making everyone certifiably insane

Exavier Saskagoochie May 18, 2020

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have reclassified the COVID-19 disease and its counterpart SARS CoV-2 as a...

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