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Chris Cuomo sues CNN for wrongfully terminating him for being a cuomosexual

Exavier Saskagoochie December 1, 2021 0

ATLANTA—Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo is suing the media company, saying they wrongfully terminated him for being a "cuomosexual". "Did...

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Exavier Saskagoochie August 10, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Just minutes after former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned over accusations of sexual harassment, US President* Joe Biden...

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OP-ED: Cuomo should resign for sexual misconduct only if another 10,000 accusers come forward

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You’re probably very familiar by now with the recent scandal that’s been plaguing NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over the past...

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