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Chris Cuomo sues CNN for wrongfully terminating him for being a cuomosexual

Exavier Saskagoochie December 1, 2021

ATLANTA—Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo is suing the media company, saying they wrongfully terminated him for being a "cuomosexual". "Did...

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Biden appoints Cuomo Gender Equality Czar citing his experience with ‘lots of women’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 10, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Just minutes after former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned over accusations of sexual harassment, US President* Joe Biden...

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OP-ED: Cuomo should resign for sexual misconduct only if another 10,000 accusers come forward

Rafi Metz March 11, 2021

You’re probably very familiar by now with the recent scandal that’s been plaguing NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over the past...

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