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Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat

Exavier Saskagoochie June 19, 2020 0

ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...

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Chick-fil-A CEO calls on patrons to repent for eating at Chick-fil-A, start eating only Popeyes

Justin Case June 19, 2020 0

Dan Cathy has just purchased a newly designed gun. This gun can only be fired at feet. Well, not anybody's...

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