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Branch Covidians apply for official religion status

Exavier Saskagoochie August 14, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the federal government. "We are just...

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Medical experts warn of serious risk of them having no idea what they’re talking about

Exavier Saskagoochie May 21, 2020

Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they're talking...

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Experts ‘pretty sure’ they got it right this time

Exavier Saskagoochie April 20, 2020

Coronavirus Task Force experts Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx in conjunctions with The Centers for Disease Control and...

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