BREAKING: Republicans pick Democrat John Thune as leader because they felt sorry for winning so much
US—Republicans have decided to select Democrat John Thune as the new leader of the Senate, citing their sympathy for the...
Democrat Party
BREAKING: Republican Mike Johnson early favorite to win “Democrat of the Year” for 2024
In an unexpected twist, Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is being hailed as the early frontrunner for the...
Multi-millionaire with three homes lectures Americans about ‘not taking more than what you need’
CHICAGO — In a heartfelt and humbling address at the Democratic National Convention, former First Lady and multi-millionaire Michelle Obama,...
Dems Pretend to be Excited About Moronic Descendant of Slave Owners That No One Voted For
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrat voter Lou Nee is over the moon to have a chance to vote for someone whose family owned...
Budweiser Unveils “Dem Light” Can Featuring Nikki Haley
In a bold marketing move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, Budweiser, the iconic American beer brand, has...
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
With Hispanic voters fleeing the Democratic Party, Kamala Harris floats idea for a border wall
US--With Hispanic voters fleeing the Democratic Party, Vice President* Kamala Harris has floated the idea of a massive border wall...
Democratic volunteers ensure deceased voters get ‘I voted’ stickers too
PHILADELPHIA—Democratic volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...
After Harris’s departure, only 174 Democratic candidates left in the 2020 race
Following the departure of Kamala Harris from the 2020 Democratic presidential race, there are just 174 officially announced candidates left...
Candidates outnumber audience members at first Democratic debate
Following the pattern of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate rallies turning out tens of people, the first Democratic primary debate now...
