Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • DNC
  • Page 4

DNC

best-fake-ethnicity
  • Culture
  • Politics

POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?

Exavier Saskagoochie March 15, 2019 0

We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...

Read MoreRead more about POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 4

Currently trending:

  • african-franceFrance, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup
  • mamdani-eat-the-richMamdani Opens New NYC Restaurant Allowing Comrades to Literally ‘Eat the Rich’
  • woke-judgeJudge Rules Judges Are Above The Law
  • boebert-bikiniBREAKING: Lauren Boebert wears string bikini on House floor to test new congressional dress code
  • big-mike-pregnantBREAKING: pictures of Michelle Obama pregnant have been discovered
  • sandra-chouThe New ‘Odyssey’ Film Literally Impregnated Me
  • satan-grahamSatan Trying To Figure Out Why Wars Are Breaking Out All Over Hell
  • helen-troySneak Peak of The Odyssey with Samuel L. Jackson as Helen of Troy
  • macronBREAKING: Macron Bans Heatwaves from France
  • carney-wildfireCarney Bans Wildfires From Canada

You may have missed

fauci-taco-bell
  • Health
  • Science

Local Taco Bell Manager Certain Cyclospora Outbreak Came From Farmers Market Down the Street

Jeremy Spoken July 16, 2026 0
sandra-chou
  • Entertainment
  • Science

The New ‘Odyssey’ Film Literally Impregnated Me

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. July 16, 2026 0
carney-wildfire
  • Politics
  • Science
  • World

Carney Bans Wildfires From Canada

Exavier Saskagoochie July 16, 2026 0
woke-judge
  • Politics

Judge Rules Judges Are Above The Law

Robert L. Peters, Jr. July 16, 2026 0
african-france
  • Sports
  • World

France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup

Jeremy Spoken July 15, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • Local Taco Bell Manager Certain Cyclospora Outbreak Came From Farmers Market Down the Street
  • The New ‘Odyssey’ Film Literally Impregnated Me
  • Carney Bans Wildfires From Canada
  • Judge Rules Judges Are Above The Law
  • France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.