Trump Orders New Border Wall Around Texas for When the Democrats Take Over
**President Trump Orders Construction of Border Wall Around Texas as Contingency Measure WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has directed the...
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After Conceding Midterms to Dems, Trump Agrees to ‘Make America Just Okay Again’
WASHINGTON — In the wake of Tuesday’s midterm setbacks that left his preferred candidates short of expectations, former President Donald...
Sources Alert Trump that Texas is Mere Months from Completing Nuclear Weapon
WASHINGTON — Multiple sources familiar with the matter have informed former President Donald Trump that the state of Texas is...
BREAKING: Dark Anakin Skywalker Rockets to Lead of 2028 Republican Presidential Candidates Poll
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Dark Anakin Skywalker has surged to the top of the Republican presidential field following the party’s disappointing...
OPINION: The 2 Republicans Who Did What They Said They’d Do Are to Blame for Midterm Loss!
Many people are wondering why the Republicans got so destroyed last night in the Midterms. Well, it's obvious to me!...
Trump Wins Back Single-Issue Voter Whose Single Issue Is Reflecting Pool
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has successfully won back a previously disillusioned single-issue voter after announcing plans to restore...
BREAKING: Trump Appoints James Talarico as Ambassador to South Faghistan
WASHINGTON — President Trump said Monday that he will appoint Texas state Rep. James Talarico as U.S. ambassador to South...
Trump Taps Sydney Sweeney as New Press Secretary, Pledges “Nothing but Policy”
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that actress Sydney Sweeney will serve as White House Press Secretary. In her first briefing,...
Trump Taps Literal Gas Light to Replace White House Press Secretary
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Friday selected a literal gas light to replace Katie Zacharia as White House press...
Des Moines Woman Says She Discovered Miraculous Candy Corn
DES MOINES — A woman in central Iowa reported Thursday that a piece of candy corn in a newly opened...
