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Trump Renames Labor Day ‘Capital Day,’ Says Without Capital, Labor is Just Slavery

Exavier Saskagoochie September 7, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced early Monday that Labor Day would henceforth be known as Capital Day, a change...

Trump Says Reports of New Hairdo Are a Hoax

Exavier Saskagoochie September 6, 2026 0

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans who believe he has changed his hair —...

Trump Renames Everything ‘America’

Googly McMooglyface September 4, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Friday terminated all U.S. foreign aid after signing an executive order that renames Earth...

BREAKING: Trump Drops Several Tactical Memes Over Canada After PM Carney’s Warning

Exavier Saskagoochie September 1, 2026 0

OTTAWA—President Trump has dropped several tactical memes over Canada after Prime Minister Mark Carney prohibited American political imagery, administration officials...

Trump Officially Renames Canada ‘Snow Mexico’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 30, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Sunday signed an executive order directing federal agencies to stop calling Canada “Canada” and...

Trump Officially Renames Grand Canyon ‘Grand Kamala’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 29, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — One day after directing federal agencies to rechristen Lake Michigan as Lake Big Mike, President Donald Trump announced...

‘You can’t just change the name of a lake and expect it to be different in reality’ says Sally (formerly called Steve)

Jeremy Spoken August 29, 2026 0

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A newly prominent commentator on geographic nomenclature said Saturday that President Trump’s executive order redesignating Lake Ontario...