Kamala giddy to find out who she picked for her VP
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was brimming with excitement Tuesday morning when she discovered, like most Democrats, who...
Election 2024
BREAKING: 100,000 brave ‘Cucks for Kamala’ donate their testicles to the Harris campaign
US—Not to be outdone by the Karens for Kamala, 100,000 self-proclaimed "Cucks for Kamala" (also known as the "White Dudes...
BREAKING: Harris picks ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl for VP
In a move that has turned the political world upside down, Vice President Kamala Harris has announced the "Hawk Tuah"...
REPORT: Kamala Harris sacrificed two babies to Moloch to get Barack Obama’s endorsement
WASHINGTON, DC— In an unprecedented and shocking move, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly sacrificed two babies to the ancient...
POLL: What’s a good slogan for the Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg ticket?
The Harris campaign will be using whatever name is selected in this poll:
BREAKING: White smoke billowing from White House signifies that the Deep State has selected a new puppet to head the government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene reminiscent of the Vatican conclave, white smoke billowed from the chimneys of the White...
FACT CHECK: No, Kamala Harris isn’t offering fellatio to everyone who votes for her
A viral social media post has falsely claimed that Vice President* Kamala Harris is offering fellatio to everyone who votes...
Reasons to vote for Kamala Harris in 2024
Some people think that there are no reasons to vote for Kamala Harris or that the only reason is that...
BREAKING: Biden has been informed that he definitely doesn’t want to run for president anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising twist, President* Joe Biden has been informed that he no longer wants to run for president...
Crowdstrike CEO: ‘Internet shutdown was successful test run for the real thing coming in November’
AUSTIN—Crowdstrike CEO Shawn Henry has announced that the recent nationwide internet shutdown, which affected voting machines and 911 service, was...
