BREAKING: Time gives 10% of Zelensky’s Person of the Year award to ‘the Big Guy’
Time magazine named Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky 2022's "Person of the Year" on Wednesday, but made sure to clarify that...
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BREAKING: Elon Musk offers to buy the FBI from the Clintons for $66 billion
US—Elon Musk has launched a $66 billion bid to buy the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), saying the proposed deal...
Elon Musk sets new world record for not killing himself after revealing Deep State censorship
US—Last month Genesius Times, and News That Matters heralded Elon Musk's new world record for not killing himself after publicly...
FBI Concerned About Outbreak of Free Speech on Twitter
There’s been an explosion of free speech on Twitter since Musk bought the company, and that has the FBI very...
BREAKING: Trump struggling to think of a mean tweet worth $44 billion
After much anticipation, Elon Musk restored former President Donald Trump's popular Twitter account over the weekend. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594131768298315777 However, Trump has...
BREAKING: Thousands of liberals hospitalized with severe exposure to free speech on Twitter
US—Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening exposure to...
AOC launches GoFundMe to pay for $8 fee to keep blue checkmark on Twitter
Times are tough for leftists. Not only are they getting destroyed in the polls for the midterm elections, but now...
BREAKING: Twitter bans Elon Musk for life, saying that firing them violates Twitter’s Terms of Service
SILICON VALLEY, CA—Twitter, On Monday, announced the platform would permanently ban Elon Musk for violating their terms of service by...
Several unemployed actors you’ve never heard of threaten to leave Twitter over Musk takeover
SILICON VALLEY, CA—It's getting bad at Twitter after several ugly, unemployed actors that you've never heard of have threatened to...
Elon Musk shatters world record after going 12 hours without killing himself after publicly insulting Hillary Clinton
TWITVILLE, CA—Austere billionaire businessman Elon Musk has shattered the world record after going a full 12 hours without killing himself...
