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Dilithium crystals found in Utah, Elon Musk promises warp drive by 2027

Gumpers October 13, 2020 0

We found Elon Musk at his Fremont Production facility and managed an interview: GT: The discovery of the dilithium crystals...

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Elon Musk claims his 2025 Model 3 Neuralink vehicles will run on ‘Wishful Thinking’

Justin Case September 12, 2020 0

Elon Musk has been working on his Neuralink system for decades. He now claims he can cure anxiety, depression, hangovers,...

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Elon Musk’s Mars volunteer list overwhelmed by Dutch Puritans trying to leave the planet

The Petty Prophet March 19, 2020 0

HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers for the first voyage to...

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Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself

Exavier Saskagoochie February 20, 2019 0

Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...

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If we just give all students A’s for everything, there would be much less failing in schools

Deep Thoughts by AOC May 8, 2026 0

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NBA Unveils Most Valuable Flopper Trophy for Western Conference Semifinals Winner

Googly McMooglyface May 8, 2026 0

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Israel Celebrates US-Iran Peace Plan by Bombing the Hell Out of Lebanon

Exavier Saskagoochie May 6, 2026 0

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Kamala Harris Taps AOC as 2028 Running Mate: It’s a No Brainer

Exavier Saskagoochie May 6, 2026 0

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Cinco de Mayo: Celebrating The Three Brave Americans Who Defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its Independence

Jeremy Spoken May 5, 2026 0