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Elon Musk claims his 2025 Model 3 Neuralink vehicles will run on ‘Wishful Thinking’

Justin Case September 12, 2020

Elon Musk has been working on his Neuralink system for decades. He now claims he can cure anxiety, depression, hangovers,...

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Elon Musk’s Mars volunteer list overwhelmed by Dutch Puritans trying to leave the planet

The Petty Prophet March 19, 2020

HAWTHORNE, CA- Elon Musk has announced that Space X will no longer be taking volunteers for the first voyage to...

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Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself

Exavier Saskagoochie February 20, 2019

Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...

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