BREAKING: Trump indictment includes charge that he failed to return a Blockbuster VHS tape in 1993
NEW YORK—A Manhattan Grand Jury has indicted former President Donald Trump for failing to return a Blockbuster video in 1993....
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Hunter Biden stars in new film ‘High Plains Grifter’
In a stunning announcement, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden, son of US President Joe Biden, will be starring...
Zucker lands role in live-action Mx. Potato Head film after being fired from CNN
ATLANTA—Jeff Zucker has already landed on his feet. The embattled ex-President of CNN has won a starring role in the...
Joe Biden in ‘The Jerk’
Move over Steve Martin! This is a role Joe Biden was born for!
50 Shades of Communism
Netflix is releasing a new film staring democratic socialists Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: 50 Shades of Communism. The man...
Marvel releases new superhero blockbuster ‘Black Pander’ starring Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler
WASHINGTON—The Marvel superhero universe just got a lot bigger and more ridiculous with the release of this summer's guaranteed blockbuster,...
SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
Will Smith to play Jussie Smollett in Jerry Bruckheimer’s adaption of ‘The Boy Who Cried MAGA’
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
