BREAKING: Trump considering appointing special prosecutor to cover up the Epstein files
Washington, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump confirmed today that he is “strongly considering” appointing a special prosecutor to manage...
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BREAKING: Epstein Island sold to wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef
NEW YORK—A wealthy Middle Eastern businessman Haadid Nahkil Muhssef has purchased Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island for $56 million, according to...
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell has tragically committed suicide next week
NEW YORK–In a shocking turn of events, Ghislaine Maxwell, co-conspirator to Jeffrey Epstein, has tragically killed herself next week. Maxwell...
BREAKING: Trump says he’ll release the Epstein files if he’s elected to a third term in 2028
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump says he will finally release all the Epstein files and the so-called Epstein list if he's re-elected...
BREAKING: Republicans Hold ‘Free Ghislaine’ Rally, Demand Justice for Woman Convicted of Trafficking Minors to Absolutely No One
Washington, D.C. — In a dazzling display of cognitive dissonance, a group of Republican lawmakers, pundits, and conspiracy hobbyists gathered...
Bongino Blinks “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” In Morse Code During TV Interview
Conservative commentator Dan Bongino has sent shockwaves through the conspiracy community after allegedly blinking “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” in Morse...
BREAKING: FBI conclude that Jeffrey Epstein never existed
In a shocking turn of events, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has announced that Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced financier and...
BREAKING: The FBI finally done scrubbing video to make it look like no one entered Jeffrey Epstein’s cell the night he was suicided
NEW YORK—In a stunning display of transparency and technological wizardry, the FBI has released what it claims is the definitive,...
BREAKING: Disney names P. Diddy new CEO citing appeal with children
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In a surprising move, Disney has announced that music mogul P. Diddy—who now goes by the pseudonym...
BREAKING: Pam Bondi releases all Epstein Files, announces arrest of all 366 of Epstein’s clients
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced today the full release of the long-awaited Jeffrey Epstein files, accompanied by the arrest of...
