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POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?

Exavier Saskagoochie March 15, 2019 0

We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...

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Detective uncovers extreme Knights of Columbus terror plot to “save babies”

Earnest O'Connor January 11, 2019 0

The scene can be described as jarring:  A room full of octogenarians sitting around card tables and swilling beer while...

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