Biden: ‘It’s okay that Kamala has IQ of a fence post; the president doesn’t do anything anymore anyway’
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Speaking from a beach chair while sipping lemonade on his seemingly permanent taxpayer-funded vacation, President* Joe...
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Kamala Harris: ‘Inflation is way down if you exclude all the things that cost more.’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold new economic revelation, Vice President Kamala Harris reassured Americans struggling with rising prices by...
BREAKING: Joe Biden re-enters presidential race after seeing Kamala Harris lose
In a surprising move, President Joe Biden has officially re-entered the 2024 presidential race, just days after watching Vice President...
BREAKING: Man claims Kamala Harris groped him in the ’90s behind a Blockbuster’s Be Kind, Rewind Sign
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A disheveled, middle-aged man has come forward with shocking allegations, claiming that Vice President Kamala Harris...
Kamala Harris Demands to Speak with the Manager of the U.S. Government, Ends Up Speaking to Herself
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unprecedented move, Vice President Kamala Harris lodged an official complaint with the United...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris campaign provides evidence that Trump is Literally Hitler
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking announcement, Vice President Kamala Harris has provided what she calls “undeniable proof” that Donald...
BREAKING: Eminem reenacts several of his raps about beating and r*ping women during brave endorsement of Kamala Harris
DETROIT, MI — In what some are calling "the boldest campaign event of the year" (and others, "the most awkward...
BREAKING: McDonald’s changes name to ‘Donald’s’ after Trump works there for an hour
PHILADELPHIA—In a bold marketing move, McDonald's has announced it will officially change its name to "Donald's" following former President Donald...
Kamala Harris closes Pennsylvania rally by sacrificing six babies to Moloch
PHILADELPHIA — In a dramatic finale to her rally in the swing state of Pennsylvania, Vice President Kamala Harris shocked...
BREAKING: Lizzo threatens to eat anyone who doesn’t vote for Kamala Harris
In an unexpected political move, Grammy-winning artist Lizzo announced that she will personally consume anyone who does not cast their...
