Kamala announces trip to the Borders but says there’s no crisis there
WASHINGTON, DC--Vice President* Kamala Harris has announced a trip to the Borders after a constant stream of criticism from Republicans,...
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Biden gets largest crowd ever at border rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden must be getting really popular. Everyone must love his long list of executive orders and new...
BREAKING: Biden deports all Republicans to Cancún
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to the Ted Cruz scandal plaguing the nation, President Biden signed an executive order deporting all Republicans...
Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel overpowered military forces in fighting that killed at least a...
ICE protesters demand America become more like the countries migrants are fleeing
During a protest in front of the Aurora ICE detention facility Friday, a small group from around 2,000 protesters pulled...
California votes to secede, join Mexico; rest of US pretty much okay with that
After agreeing to pay for illegal immigrant's health care, the California government has decided to just secede and join Mexico...
Beto discusses what it was like growing up as Napoleon Dynamite
You probably recognized the shooting political star Beto O'Rourke, but you might not be sure from what. In fact, Robert...
Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
Thousands of migrants demand ‘human rights’ by bashing people and destroying others’ property
The migrant caravan seeking asylum and 'human rights' has reached the US border and started bashing border patrol agents and...
Thousands March to Demand That America Become More Like The Countries They’re Fleeing
A group of tens of thousands of well-dressed poor people marched through the streets of their impoverished Central American countries,...
