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Terrible show pretends to be good for the first 3 seasons

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U.S. – Local quarantined couple John and Lynn Flenderson are exploring legal options this week after what they claim was...

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BREAKING: Joe ‘Exotic’ Biden surges in polls with new post-quarantine look

Exavier Saskagoochie April 4, 2020 0

Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden's campaign has been suffering through weak polling numbers and consistent senility. The New York Times...

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Netflix to donate $100,000,000 to Hollywood’s poorest millionaires

Justin Case March 20, 2020 0

Poor Hollywood. They just can't catch a break these days. Movie ticket sales were already down this year and with...

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