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NOAA Says Next Tropical Storm To Be Transgender, Will Be Called “Tropical Storm They/Them”

Rafi Metz August 7, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration – NOAA – said on Friday that the next tropical storm will be...

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Greta Thunberg threatens to release more coronavirus to further lower global CO2

Justin Case March 6, 2020

While Bill Gates has been disappointed that his population control coronavirus hasn't killed off as many people as he had...

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NOAA: ‘July 2019 imaginary temperatures were the hottest ever’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2019

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released important information, confirming that July 2019 was the hottest month ever...

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Experts say global warming will finally match margin of error in 178 years

Exavier Saskagoochie November 26, 2018

The Earth's temperatures continue to skyrocket upwards, say 102% of global climate experts. "It's getting hot in here!" NOAA scientist...

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