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BREAKING: Minnesota Just Weeks Away from Developing Nuclear Weapon, Sources Say

Exavier Saskagoochie February 28, 2026 0

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Intelligence officials confirmed today that Minnesota is mere weeks—possibly days—from achieving a fully operational nuclear weapon,...

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BREAKING: NY earthquake caused by Deep State nuke attack on Trump’s National Golf Club

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BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY - In ongoing efforts to bankrupt former President and candidate Donald Trump, deep state operatives set off...

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BREAKING: Biden threatens to stop Iran’s nuclear weapon program by giving them $180 billion

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WASHINGTON, DC—In a show of foreign policy muscle, President Joe Biden threatened to stop the progressing Iranian nuclear weapon program...

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