Thousands of US companies celebrating Noahic covenant in June
US—In a show of solidarity for biblical principles and in particular the traditional nuclear family, thousands of companies across the...
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DeSantis bans rainbows from Florida after reports they were making people gay
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA—Governor Ron DeSantis has banned rain from the state of Florida after reports that was making people gay. The measure,...
Jeffrey Epstein arrives at court draped in pride flag; judge drops all charges
Stunning and brave. The billionaire investor and lover of underage girls showed up for his first court hearing draped in...
Local man fervently prays God to reconsider promise to never flood the earth again
It started with a fairly benign Facebook post that hashtagged 'love is love', but that was the final straw for...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
OPINION: Jesus never said anything about cold-cocking hobos
Bless me dear readers for I have sinned. Well, technically, I have sinned according to the ancient precepts of the...
