BREAKING: Republicans pick Democrat John Thune as leader because they felt sorry for winning so much
US—Republicans have decided to select Democrat John Thune as the new leader of the Senate, citing their sympathy for the...
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New Chicago Mayor vows to fix all the damage done by the last Republican mayor in 1931
CHICAGO—In a recent press conference, newly elected Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced his ambitious plan to fix all the damage...
Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
HARTFORD, CT- Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Republican voter Gregory McTater is patiently waiting...
REPORT: There are now more black white supremacists than white white supremacists
A report from the prestigious Social Justice Institute of America shows that there are officially more black white supremacists in...
OPINION: If a Democrat is racist it’s because he’s a Republican
As the good people at CNN hinted at recently, if a Democrat is racist, it's because he's a Republican: End...
