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Harvard stages Biology 101 book burning to protest ‘misogynistic and transphobic science’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 19, 2019 0

Students and faculty of prestigious Harvard University have staged a massive book-burning of Biology 101 text books to protest the...

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Social justice warriors condemn white blood cells for oppressing cells of color

Exavier Saskagoochie January 7, 2019 0

A new trend among self-professed social justice warriors at American universities is a medical treatment aimed at eliminating white blood...

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Several college students hospitalized after intense virtue signalling

Exavier Saskagoochie November 14, 2018 0

Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients injured by a new condition, intense virtue signalling trauma, or...

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