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EXCLUSIVE: Mike Johnson won Speakership by promising to ban AOC’s ‘pull my finger’ gag

Robert L. Peters, Jr. October 26, 2023

Washington, D.C. - In a surprising turn of events, newly elected Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has made it...

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Americans praise Congress for not doing anything the last 12 days

Exavier Saskagoochie October 20, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—Congress has become the darling of the nation for its remarkable feat of doing absolutely nothing in the last...

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Local Woman Gets Enough Votes to Become Speaker of Her House After 15th Ballot

Rafi Metz January 9, 2023

LINCOLN, NE—Every two years the Baker family holds elections to see who will become the next speaker of their house....

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BREAKING: McCarthy wins Speaker vote after finding 150,000 mail-in ballots at 2am

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, the House of Representatives have voted in Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) after finding 150,000 mail-in...

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