BREAKING: Thousands of liberals commit suicide after Trump declares: ‘I want to save American lives’
Thousands of brave liberals across the country have committed suicide in response to President Trump's declaration in a press conference...
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Biden to hang 6 Easter Bunnies in honor of Trans Visibility Day
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, President Joe Biden has announced that he will be personally hanging six Easter...
Suicide Hotline volunteer shocked when Hillary Clinton tried to ‘place an order’
A volunteer for the New York Metro Suicide Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from former Secretary...
Depressed New Yorkers look for alternative methods of suicide after gas stoves are banned starting in 2026
NEW YORK—In a blow to the depressed people of New York, the State Legislature banned gas stoves in most new...
OPED: How many people have to die before we enact common sense Clinton control?
After the "suicide" of the reporter who broke the Clinton-Lynch tarmac story, Clinton control is again at the forefront of...
Dozens shocked by the upcoming suicide of Ghislaine Maxwell
Dozens of people scattered throughout the world were shocked to hear of the upcoming suicide of Jeffrey Epstein madame Ghislaine...
Tulsi Gabbard placed on suicide watch after suing Hillary Clinton for defamation
The FBI and several correctional facilities including the jail where Jeffrey Epstein was killed have put US Representative Tulsi Gabbard...
Hillary: ‘If I were president, Iran would’ve committed suicide already’
In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong....
BREAKING: Hollywood saddened to hear of Ricky Gervais’s tragic suicide tomorrow
Just 48 hours after Ricky Gervais completely obliterated the condescending, hypocritical, self-serving politically correct Hollywood elites throughout his Golden Globes...
BREAKING: Two Epstein prison guards scheduled to be suicided tomorrow
Two correctional officers who were responsible for guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in his New York jail cell...
