Gavin Newsom unveils fully-developed ‘totally spontaneous’ plans to rebuild Los Angeles after fires
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with prior preparation, California Governor Gavin Newsom has unveiled detailed, fully...
WEF
Military Ends Protecting What is Definitely Not a One World Government
DAVOS—As the WEF concludes, 5,000 military personnel are no longer needed to protect what is absolutely not, without a doubt,...
WEF unveils bathrooms for both men and lizard people at 2023 conference
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—The World Economic Forum held in Davos every year is getting new bathrooms which will be used by both...
Cabal of global elites outlaws ‘dangerous’ conspiracy theory that there’s a cabal of global elites
UN—A cabal of global elites have officially outlawed the “worrying and dangerous” conspiracy theory that there is a cabal of...
