Former President Barack Obama met with teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg last week and Genesius Times has discovered that the meeting wasn’t as congenial as the mainstream media outlets are leading on. At one point, Thunberg gave Obama a contorted screwed up face and said passionately, “How dare you buy beachfront property at the start of the mass extinction!”

Just kidding. They don’t really care about what they’re saying. They just want to control you.

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