TRENDING: Sexy hazmat suits for that COVID-19 beach bod

Many sexy womenz across the country are suffering from the stay-at-home coronavirus orders, unable to show off their beach bods as Cosmopolitan and Glamour instruct every year around this time.

Luckily for these womenz, there are options: the sexy hazmat suit. You can look good as hell and protect yo loved ones with shiny rubber skin and a dampt gas mask. Ain’t no virus got time for dat!

  • Made of metallic lycra
  • Unisex
  • Back zipper
  • Note: Due to the difference between different monitors, the picture may not reflect the actual color of the item. We guarantee the style is the same as shown in the pictures, but not the same performance on different bodies as on the model. Thank you!
  • S/M/L/XL/XXL/Made-to-Measure (Referring to size information in product description)

Please note: this disease is not your prom dress. People are suffering, but that doesn’t mean you can’t look sexy while staying healthy!

Even if you can’t go to the beach to show off your beach bod, you can always go to Walmart dressed like this and turn some heads!


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