Trump declares his pronouns to be “Your Excellency/God Emperor” on Pronouns Day

Declaring one’s pronouns is a way to respect not only one’s self but also all the dozens of people on Earth who don’t abide by the typical gender norms. President Trump wholeheartedly agrees and has released a tweet declaring his pronouns.

“Every person deserves to be treated with dignity and respect, and that starts with using correct pronouns. I’m Donald. My pronouns are Your Excellency/God Emperor. And I’ll keep fighting to build an America where everyone feels seen and respected. #PronounsDay

Immediately, people from all over the world started disrespecting his pronouns.

“This is absolutely ridiculous,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said, “expecting people to call you some silly thing to satisfy your psychological disorder.”

“How dare you?” Greta Thunberg kept saying.

“You can only use pronouns that are accepted by the LGBTQ9 community,” Frankie Frankerstone said.


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