SHEBOYGAN, WI–Racist supporters of President Donald Trump descended on a local Walmart to loot and pillage in protest of Democratic nominee Joe Biden’s declared victory.

UPDATE: It appears that the horrible Trump fans did not actually loot or pillage the local Walmart. They were just shopping like normal human beings. They smiled at everyone and were actually really quite nice.

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