FBI to Rename Itself ‘Federal Bureau of Intimidation’ to Better Reflect Its Mission
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI announced that a century after its founding in 1908, it’s changing its name. The official new name...
Christopher Wray
FBI reports they found nothing that would incriminate the FBI in Biden beach home search
WILMINGTON, DE—The FBI has reported that they have found nothing that would incriminate the FBI in the search of President*...
BREAKING: FBI to investigate noose found in Biden’s garage as possible hate crime
WILMINGTON, DE—The FBI is sending fifteen agents to the Wilmington home of President* Joe Biden after it was discovered that...
BREAKING: FBI won’t raid Biden’s home because Jill Biden’s wardrobe is ‘eewie’
WASHINGTON, DC—Revelations that classified documents have been found in the possession of President* Joe Biden have caused many to question...
BREAKING: After finding illegal classified docs at Biden’s think tank, FBI to raid Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—After finding classified documents at President* Joe Biden's think tank at Pennsylvania University, the FBI will be raiding Trump...
BREAKING: Musk releases laptop with pics of him smoking crack, laundering cash & sex trafficking minors to ensure FBI won’t investigate him
US—In a brilliant pragmatic move, Tesla and Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released a laptop full of evidence of him...
BREAKING: Elon Musk offers to buy the FBI from the Clintons for $66 billion
US—Elon Musk has launched a $66 billion bid to buy the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), saying the proposed deal...
Child Abuse Hotline volunteer shocked when Joe Biden tried to ‘place an order’
WASHINGTON, DC—A volunteer for the local Child Abuse Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from President* Joe...
FBI opens investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist
WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened an investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist,...
CNN: How Trump’s white supremacy caused Hurricane Ian
Hurricane Ian is the most racist hurricane in recent memory and, according to documents discovered during the FBI raid of...
