BREAKING: FBI kills man because he made threats to a president who isn’t Trump
In a bizarre case of mistaken presidential identity, the FBI has reportedly taken swift action by eliminating a man who...
In a bizarre case of mistaken presidential identity, the FBI has reportedly taken swift action by eliminating a man who...
The 2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies features four brackets, loaded with incompetence and corruption. Cast your vote below or on Twitter...
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI announced that a century after its founding in 1908, it’s changing its name. The official new name...
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WILMINGTON, DE—The FBI is sending fifteen agents to the Wilmington home of President* Joe Biden after it was discovered that...
WASHINGTON, DC—Revelations that classified documents have been found in the possession of President* Joe Biden have caused many to question...
WASHINGTON, DC—After finding classified documents at President* Joe Biden's think tank at Pennsylvania University, the FBI will be raiding Trump...
US—In a brilliant pragmatic move, Tesla and Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released a laptop full of evidence of him...
US—Elon Musk has launched a $66 billion bid to buy the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), saying the proposed deal...
WASHINGTON, DC—A volunteer for the local Child Abuse Hotline service was shocked when she received a call from President* Joe...