YouTube bans YouTube for showing videos of Dr. Fauci contradicting Dr. Fauci

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google’s media giant YouTube has been banned indefinitely from its own video streaming service for violating its community standards of not allowing anyone to contradict Dr. Anthony Fauci, the resident expert of all health related issues.

“Following the release of thousands of Fauci’s emails, it’s evident that everything he says is a contradiction of something else he has said. Therefore, anyone who posts videos of Fauci speaking violates our rule against ever contradicting Fauci,” YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki said in a video posted on the competitor website Vimeo.com/

YouTube is the leading corporation in the fight for more censorship since it controls a majority of the online video services in the world.

“It’s a matter of life and death,” Wojcicki said. “If you contradict Anthony Fauci, you’re going to kill people with COVID-19, so we must listen to Anthony Fauci, especially when he contradicts himself. Therefore, we had to ban ourselves for contradicting our own terms of service.”

Following the decision, President* Biden appointed Wojcicki to head his newly formed Ministry of Truth.