Democrat volunteers ensure deceased voters get “I voted” stickers too
Democrat volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...
Year: 2018
Americans devastated entire country doesn’t hold their exact same political beliefs
All across the country, millions of Americans are waking up to the realization that not everyone in the country agrees...
Registrar says votes don’t count until you post an image of your “I voted” sticker on social media
Disenfranchisement of voters has been a controversial topic since Jim Crow—that bastard—tried to keep people from voting in the South....
Smartphone user thrilled by mobile site’s thirty-seven pop-ups
A Sarasota, NY man, Perry Pouche, who recently upgraded to the latest smartphone technology, says that he really loves it...
Local Life Teen music director to replace guitars with chainsaws
In a bold effort to make the liturgy more "modern" and culturally relevant, the music director at the local St....
Activist: Trump should “abort” caravan before it reaches border
Tensions are rising as the caravan of undocumented Central American nationals make their way to the United States border. One...
City outlaws dressing up as anything but yourself for Halloween
In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of Hartford, Connecticut has banned the...
Thousands March to Demand That America Become More Like The Countries They’re Fleeing
A group of tens of thousands of well-dressed poor people marched through the streets of their impoverished Central American countries,...
Communist tweets “Death to Capitalism” on iPhone while slamming down Big Mac
An ardent socialist and vocal proponent of "full communism" has recently tweeted, "Death to CAPITALISM!!!" Stephen Loseritz, 7th year gender...
Black man sued for not baking KKK cake
A black man, Reginald Smith of Lake, Colorado is being sued for not providing a cake for a KKK rally...
