Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs
Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...
Month: July 2019
Kamala Harris: ‘4th of July is racist’; will remove white stripes on the US flag
Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has publicly stated something we've all been thinking: "The Fourth of July is a racist...
“Walls are racist!” shouts inclusive progressive from inside his gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Buttigieg: ‘Americans must enlist in endless wars to protect illegal trans immigrants’
The wokening of the warfare state has officially begun. Pete Buttigieg has lobbed the first inclusive hand grenade. After seeing...
Yang reveals plan to pay everyone $1k a month of free money: tax everyone $2k a month
Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang has been making headlines with his proposal of a $1,000 per month universal basic income...
Trans woman sues gynecologist for discrimination
Well here is a first and proof of societal progress. Milli, formerly known as Mik, scheduled an appointment at her...
Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe
International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross...
AOC stumbles into grocery store deodorant aisle, is rattled by the horrors of capitalism
AOC's day started like any other. The hashtagtavist turned progressive darling logged some important hours in front of her Twitter...
Trump gains liberal support by renaming ICE ‘Planned Citizenship’
In an appeal to pro-choice progressives protesting the detention center at the Mexican border, President Trump has renamed the US...
Julian Castro travels time, teaches mom about ‘reproductive justice’, inexplicably disappears
Well, the extremely crowded Democratic presidential field has suddenly gotten a little thinner. Julian Castro, the most woke candidate by...
