American men actively trying to contract COVID-19 to escape quarantine honey-do lists
Domestic violence is on the rise as couples who usually work full time are forced together 24/7 during the COVID-19...
Month: March 2020
BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea
Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious...
Puzzled rancher wonders why coastal elites won’t just leave their cities and take up farming
It has been a whirlwind month for the Midwestern rancher, Arthur Worchestire. First he was told he would literally die...
BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the mess that they created with...
STUDY: More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source
More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source, a new study in the prestigious Annals...
New Yorkers praise Cuomo’s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on Trump
New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo's unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of...
BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans have died from COVID-19; it’s time to panic
The CDC estimates that as of March 30, there have been at least 39 million cases, 400,000 hospitalizations and 24,000 deaths...
BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
STUDY: Most quarantined people pretty much okay never interacting with all the annoying people out there
Who can forget the scenes of thousands of Chinese citizens going about their business wearing surgical masks? Some round, some...
Feminists cry sexism as Covid 19 disproportionately infects men
Globally, feminists have been triggered. It turns out, as fate would have it, that the Coronavirus is disproportionately infecting men....
