Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has renamed Main Street USA George Floyd Boulevard and declared the surrounding area a communist autonomous zone...
Year: 2020
Black Lives Matter statue replaces torn down abolitionist monument in Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS—An iron statue depicting a Black Lives Matter protestor has been erected in place of an abolitionist monument that was...
Looney Tunes to eliminate guns and replace them with much more dangerous hammers and sickles
Let's face it. Just about every single cartoon in the '60s thru '90s had someone or something blown up. The...
BREAKING: Mayor Lightfoot outlaws shooting people in Chicago
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect...
2020 The Movie: cast interviews
Truth is stranger than fiction, so it stands to reason that the best fictional movie of 2020 is a documentary...
Walmart requires face masks to keep their customers healthy
BENTONVILLE, AR—Walmart will require customers at all of its US stores to wear masks beginning next week in order to...
Congress passes bill to enslave everyone today to pay reparations for slavery 200 years ago
WASHINGTON DC—Congress has passed a bill to enslave all current living Americans to pay $6.2 quadrillion to descendants of slaves...
New Yorkers forced to shoplift bread hidden in shoe boxes to feed their kids
In a recent Zoom townhall, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the recent uptick in crime in New York City including...
A picture of Joe Biden will now be featured on milk cartons
Joe Biden is lost. Now when we say lost, we are not referring to his mind which he lost decades...
CDC admits to using Common Core math to add up new COVID cases
ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have admitted to using Common Core math to add up new COVID...
