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Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion

Richie Richards January 1, 2021 0

HARTFORD, CT- Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Republican voter Gregory McTater is patiently waiting...

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Happy 121st birthday to half of Joe Biden’s voters!

Exavier Saskagoochie January 1, 2021 0

Genesis Times would like to wish a special happy 121st birthday to all those amazing Joe Biden voters born on...

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