Year: 2023

REPORT: New Study Finds Men Who Have Taken The Covid Vaccine May Not Be Able To Get Pregnant

News That Matters October 25, 2023

San Francisco, CA - In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, a new study has shaken the foundations of biology as we...

Biden: ‘The most important thing for Israelis and Palestinians to do is to get vaccinated’

Anita Goodcock October 23, 2023

Washington, DC—In an unexpected twist of diplomacy, President Biden, while addressing the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict, offered a unique perspective: "The...

Americans praise Congress for not doing anything the last 12 days

Exavier Saskagoochie October 20, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—Congress has become the darling of the nation for its remarkable feat of doing absolutely nothing in the last...

WATCH: Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, and Klaus Schwab star in Monster Vax

Jeremy Spoken October 20, 2023

Happy Halloween for those of us still alive! Muuhhahahahahaha! https://twitter.com/slave_2_liberty/status/1715127703303856345

BREAKING: Republicans considering making Alex Jones Speaker of the House after McCarthy’s ouster

Exavier Saskagoochie October 19, 2023

In a stunning and seemingly surreal turn of events, sources close to the Republican Party have revealed that they are...

BREAKING: East Palestine, OH changes name to Palestine to get Biden to visit

Exavier Saskagoochie October 17, 2023

EAST PALESTINE, OH—In a truly audacious move that has left the nation both bewildered and amused, the tiny town of...

BREAKING: Fox News unanimously declares Jeb Bush Speaker of the House

Exavier Saskagoochie October 17, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and, some would say, bewildering turn of events, Fox News, the network known for its unique...

BREAKING: AOC forced to pay a carbon offset penalty for her livestream flatulent

Exavier Saskagoochie October 13, 2023

WASSHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), often recognized for her passionate climate advocacy, has found herself in hot air - quite...