Biden adopts embattled Sen. Menendez after bribery indictment: ‘He’s like a son I never had’
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, President* Joe Biden has announced his decision to adopt...
Year: 2023
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert wears string bikini on House floor to test new congressional dress code
WASHINGTON, DC—In an astonishing display of fashion defiance, Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado stunned her colleagues and the nation by...
BREAKING: Christine Blasey Ford says that Russel Brand was at the party too
In a shocking twist to an already controversial chapter in American politics, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who accused Supreme Court...
BREAKING: Biden finally gives RFK Jr. Secret Service security detail
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others simply chuckling, President Joe Biden has granted Secret...
Pentagon renames F-35s ‘Lauren Boeberts’ ensuring 24/7 night vision footage of them
PENTAGON—In a surprising move that's set to revolutionize both the military and reality TV, the Pentagon has announced plans to...
Biden offers ancient mummified dead aliens in Mexico free health care and $6,000 a month if they come to America
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows across the galaxy, President* Joe Biden has announced an unprecedented immigration incentive...
Nancy Pelosi Threatens To Leak Her Own Sex Tape If Any Republican Runs Against Her In 2024
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has issued a stern warning to potential Republican challengers in...
Biden: ‘My son lost his life in the 9/11 attacks’
In a recent speech that left even seasoned fact-checkers scratching their heads, President Joe Biden made a startling claim, stating,...
In response to Biden sending $6 billion to enemies of America, GOP Leader McCarthy to send 6 billion strongly-worded letters
In a stunning display of congressional might, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy has announced his bold plan to combat President...
