New #HeGetsUs ad depicts people washing degenerates’ feet before they are destroyed in raining brimstone
A controversial new advertisement released as part of the #HeGetsUs campaign has sparked outrage and condemnation from across the political...
Year: 2024
BREAKING: 49ers receive 4 mail-in touchdowns at 4am to win the Super Bowl 50-25
In a stunning turn of events, the San Francisco 49ers emerged victorious in the Super Bowl after receiving four mail-in...
Following revelation that Biden illegally willfully retained classified documents, Feds to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to revelations that President Joe Biden has been willfully retaining classified documents, federal prosecutors have announced plans...
Biden awards illegal immigrant who flipped off America the Presidential Medal of Freedom
In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has awarded the prestigious Presidential Medal...
BREAKING: Biden aides sabotage him by letting him give a press conference after bedtime
WASHINGTON, DC—Aides to President* Joe Biden have been accused of sabotaging him by allowing him to hold a press conference...
BREAKING: Special counsel will not indict Biden because he’s ‘too braindead to stand trial’
WASHINGTON, DC—Special Counsel Robert Hur has officially exonerated President* Joe Biden of any wrongdoing, citing his alleged braindead state as...
Biden: ‘I don’t ever recall having a bad memory and I don’t ever recall having a bad memory and I don’t ever recall having a bad memory’
"I don't ever recall having a bad memory," Biden stated, his words echoing in the White House briefing room. "And...
Budweiser Unveils “Dem Light” Can Featuring Nikki Haley
In a bold marketing move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, Budweiser, the iconic American beer brand, has...
Biden Urges Congress: ‘Make Me President So I Can Finally Fix the Border’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has made an unprecedented plea to Congress, urging lawmakers to declare him president so he can...
‘None of the Above’ Wins Nevada Primary; Haley Encouraged By 2nd Place Finish
CARSON CITY, NV—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits scratching their heads and candidates reevaluating their campaign...
