The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it’s not very rewarding. Antifa members must take breaks every so often while they’re overthrowing capitalism to snap selfies on their iPhone X.

That’s what this brave comrade did following the combustion of a palate of trash in Portland, Oregon.

“Overthrowing capitalism isn’t easy,” the brave freedom fighter who refused to be identified said. “I deserve a little credit from my social media friends to motivate me to continue bringing down the system.”

Many commie chic protesters had to put down their Starbucks lattes and Apple iPads to start the fire, which is a major accomplishment in and of itself.

“I’m never too far from my grande mocha and my iPhone, so taking a moment to destroy evil capitalism has been difficult, but it’s worth it,” another Antifa member said as he buried his head in his phone.

Ardent anti-capitalist and democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders applauded the protest.

“I think it’s great what these people are doing to bring down the evil capitalist system. And you can read more on this by buying my book, How to Get Rich Fighting Income Inequality for $29.99 on Amazon.”

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