Always sleepy? Slurring speech? Forgetting words? Maybe you should ask your doctor if Trunalim (trunalimunumaprzure TDS) is right for you.

Marketed by the geniuses at BLMarxist and produced by pharmaceutical giant Burisma, Trunalim sends high levels of dopamine, a natural chemical messenger in your body, into the parts of your brain that control pleasure. This buildup causes intense feelings of energy and alertness and sense of accomplishment.

Presidential nominee Joe Biden endorses it and has a plan to mobilize it:

We can only hope that people do the right thing and vote him into office so that everyone can enjoy the benefits of trunalimunumaprzure.

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