Biden accidentally votes for Trump

WILMINGTON, DE—Call it the mother of all campaign gaffes: the Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has accidentally voted for the Republican Donald Trump.

Biden emerged from his voting location appearing to wear a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat. Supporters cheered until they realized what he was wearing.

“I have one last thing to say on this pivotal day for America and that is farffagallugamuin turffinprzure,” Biden said, waving at supporters. Biden’s translator Ozzy Osbourne was unavailable to translate.

Thankfully for Biden supporters, Biden’s single vote will not do much to affect the election as Delaware is solidly blue and polls show that Biden has already won nearly all of the Chinese provinces.

When asked whom she voted for, Biden’s wife Jill Biden answered, “The Big Guy,” in reference to the Hunter Biden emails, which appear to put Biden at the center of a influence peddling operation with Ukraine and China.