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PHILADELPHIA—The local Procrastinators Club has officially called the presidential election and declared Joe Biden vice president. Biden, who is running...
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Former first lady Michelle Obama now holds the top spot for most admired man in the world in the British data firm...
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
US—That Hillary Clinton is such a hoot! For a recent Joe Biden campaign video, Clinton tried on several scary Halloween...
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US—With the consequential 2020 presidential election less than three months away, a determined Congress is pushing to ensure that tens...
