Mystery Solved: Coke Found In White House Turns Out To Just Be A Bottle Of Diet Coke
Subsequent testing confirmed that coke discovered by the Secret Service at the White House was actually a bottle of diet...
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Democrats Conduct Investigation To See If Constitution Played A Role In Recent Supreme Court Decisions
Senate Democrats have launched an investigation to determine if the Constitution played any role in a string of recent Supreme...
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Criticizes Judge Judy For Decision In Affirmative Action Case
The Supreme Court’s decision on affirmative action has sent Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez into a rage, blasting the justices for “upholding...
BREAKING: Democrat Lawmakers Discover It’s Their Job To Pass Laws
Last week the Supreme Court invalidated President Joe Biden’s student loan debt relief plan. The Court struck down the proposal...
Joe Biden Reassures Voters: “I Took An IQ Test, And My Results Came Back Positive”
Many Democrat voters have expressed their concerns over President Biden’s cognitive abilities and his mental capacity to run for a...
8 Things Babies and Joe Biden Have In Common
The headline may seem a bit hyperbolic, but if you think about it for a second, it’s actually very true....
6 Reasons Civilians Don’t Need To Own Guns
No country on earth is more addicted to guns than America. Gun culture in America is strong and vibrant –...
BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....
BREAKING: United States to Discontinue Production of Bananas So People Will Stop Calling Us a Banana Republic
WASHINGTON, DC—The White House announced today that the United States will no longer produce bananas so people will stop saying...
