Amid pandemic, millennials forced to ‘rent a vowel’ on Wheel of Fortune instead of buying them
The Hill released a report today highlighting the challenges millennials have faced throughout the pandemic,
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Media baffled by all of these Middle East peace deals in ‘mostly peaceful’ region
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Not good: Biden seen reading ‘The Presidency for Dummies’
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BREAKING: Trump issues executive order setting clocks back 4 years every 4 years so he can be president forever
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BREAKING: Biden selects Dr. Pepper to lead Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, DC—NBC news reports that President-elect Joe Biden has selected Dr. Pepper to lead his
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
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New study finds people who support socialism were more likely to be sniffing glue during economics class
STANFORD, CA—Researchers at The Hoover Institution at Stanford University recently published one of the most
BREAKING: Biden taps Elmo to head Department of Education
WASHINGTON, DC—Sources confirmed on Monday that President-Elect Joe Biden has selected Elmo to head the
BREAKING: Trump declares White House ‘autonomous zone’ so he can be president another 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s no secret that President Trump and his team of lawyers have been utilizing
