AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
I don't know who needs to hear it, but pumpkin spice poaching is not okay. I just visited a field...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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AOC: If socialism doesn’t work, why are all my socialist friends in DC multi-millionaires?
WASHINGTON, DC—Friends, I had another deep thought that I'd like to share. Lots of idiots out there say that socialism...
AOC: If socialism doesn’t work, how did I get filthy rich fighting income inequality?
As a proud advocate for socialism, I have been tirelessly fighting for income equality and a fairer distribution of wealth....
AOC: ‘If we just legalize all crime, then there will be a dramatic drop in crime rates’
As a progressive advocate for change, I believe it's high time we rethink our approach to crime and criminal justice...
AOC: Wrong! We should take out a $34 trillion loan from China to pay off the entire national debt
As a public figure, I've grown accustomed to dealing with all sorts of attention, both positive and negative. However, there's...
AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’
Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop driving into New York City...
AOC: ‘I don’t need farmers. I get all my food from the grocery store’
Everyone’s making a big deal about Dutch farmers uniting and the possibility that they may "stop working" because of the government mandates....
AOC: Thousands of ducks are killed each day to make duck tape. It needs to end!
Hello, beautiful Earth warriors! It's your friendly neighborhood AOC here, and today, I need to talk to you about a...
AOC: ‘If we just legalize illegal immigration, there wouldn’t be any illegal immigration’
In the ongoing dialogue surrounding immigration reform, it's time we consider unconventional approaches that challenge the status quo. My recent...
AOC: If transwomen aren’t women, why are they winning all the women’s sports?
I've got something super important to talk about. So, like, if transwomen aren't women, why are they winning all the...
