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Feminist Christian wants to replace ‘Amen’ with ‘Awomyn’

Googly McMooglyface December 28, 2018

In the spirit of Pope Francis' initiative to change the wording of the Lord's Prayer, local feminist and Pinterest user,...

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Guy in cubicle certain that his next sniffle will be the last

Googly McMooglyface December 1, 2018

After 783 continuous workdays in which he coughed and sniffled every 15 seconds, the guy in the cubicle next to...

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Smartphone user thrilled by mobile site’s thirty-seven pop-ups

Googly McMooglyface November 4, 2018

A Sarasota, NY man, Perry Pouche, who recently upgraded to the latest smartphone technology, says that he really loves it...

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Dems propose lighting Kavanaugh on fire ‘to see if he burns’

Googly McMooglyface October 3, 2018

Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Brett...

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